A day in my life
"Welcome", said the reception guy. I nodded to him as we exchange smile. "Excuse me sir, may I know where is the lift?" I asked.
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"It’s over there", he pointed to the lift. "Thank you", I said and went straight to the lift. "It’s in the sixth floor, Seri Melor Hall" I recalled the reminder call I received a couple of hours ago.
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When the lift reached sixth floor, I got out of the lift and walked straight to an empty hall. I saw nobody except a lady in her formal attire arranging some papers on the registration counter’s table.
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"Excuse me, is this the place for registration?" I asked. She stumbled for a while before answering my question. Her face looked blank for a moment. Then she said "Are you coming for The World Internet Secret seminar?" "Yes", I replied. "Then you are right, this is the place for participants to register before the seminar", she confirm with me. Her face not look so blank now. She asked for my name card, filled in a form and asked me to come back later at 1.50pm. The seminar was schedule to start at 2p.m.
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I used the time to linger around the lobby. When other participants come and registered their name, I took this opportunity to do some networking. I took initiative to chat with them and then asked for their business card. Most of them are business people. Some are property manager while others are in the employment line.
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After chatting for a while, I began to sense something wrong with these people. They don’t know much about internet. "The purpose they come here is to see how they can implement internet in their business rather then starting an internet business. They don’t seem to have the basic. All they know is just sending e-mail and surf the net", I began to worry.
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Some don’t even know what are domain name, web hosting, autoresponder, PPC advertising, keyword search….etc. I started to imagine how the seminar will turn out to be. Will the speaker teach me all these junks or they’ll speak more spesific on how to drive tons of traffic to my site and leave all those people blank.
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Suddenly, a call from the conference room interrupted my imagination. The staff asked us to go in the seminar room. As we went in, I spotted a vacant seat in the front row, hoping to get more attention and perhaps can increase my chance of receiving free gift from the speaker (if any).
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As usual, it started with a welcome from an MC and then the MC will tell us some stories of the speaker and invite the speaker, applause, …..blah…blah….blah.
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After the speaker had come up to the stage, he was trying to identify the audience, as most speaker do, "know your audience". He started this ritual by asking a few question. The first question sounds like this, "Who own at least a website here?". Guess what? Only 2 people raised their hand. I’m one of the 2 audience. "ok" said the speaker, Andy said and proceed with the second question "How many of you ever made/make money from the internet?". Again, a sea of blank faces except me. "How many people know what is blogging?" the answer was the same for almost every question he asked, which is, a sea of blank faces.
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After a few more question, I guess Andy already know who his audience are and I screamed in my heart "I come to the wrong place. I know Andy is going to lecture on all those basic junks. Waste my time. I shouldn’t have come here. Am I coming here for kindergarten revision?".
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Andy started his seminar by telling us the concept of earning money from the internet, top 10 reasons why we need to earn money from the internet, how to sign up a domain name, web hosting, affiliate program, autoresponder, sales letter, introducing us to all the internet marketing gurus…..blah…blah…blah.
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Come on, it’s all too general for me. Knowing all these won’t make me RICH!!!, IT’s just like learning 1,2,3…. in Mathematics and we only can get rich when we reach the calculus level. I don’t think the presentation helps other guys either because he’s discussing each topics way too general.
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By the end of the seminar, I think no one would be even able to sign up for a domain name. I felt that Andy was a little bit in dilemma. He was trying to focus on 2 different groups at the same time. One was internet savvy while the other one was internet blanks. By the end, both groups get nothing. Why I said so? During Andy’s presentation, he was looking at me and said "Please be patient. I know this may be sound too basic for some of you" from TIME to TIME.
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Anyway, the seminar was not totally wasted. I have a chance to chat with Andy personally after the seminar and this was when I got some advises and insights from Andy. Though it’s just for 20 minutes, but I was thinking, this is better than nothing.
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Finally, I drove home felling bored with the seminar and prefer to stuck in the traffic jam. Well, that’s only a part of my day which I can share with you, my readers.
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Warmly,
Raymond
