It’s Monday…..get yourself
unwind with laughter. Enjoy reading it.,
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MAKING A BABY (There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.)
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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family.
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On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye
and said, "Well, I’m off now The man should be here soon."
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Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened
to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
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Good morning, Ma’am", he said, "I’ve come to…”
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Oh no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I’ve been
expecting you."
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"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"
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"Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a
seat"
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After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
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"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And
sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
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"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and
me!"
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"Well, Ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if
we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I’m
sure you’ll be pleased with the results."
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"My, that’s a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.
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"Ma’am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to
be in and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that."
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"Don’t I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
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The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby
pictures.
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"This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
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"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
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"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with."
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"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
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"Yes, I’m afraid so I finally had to take her to the park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good
look"
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"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
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"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three
hours, too.
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The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate,
and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
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Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack
it all in." Mrs. Smith leaned forward.
"Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh…equipment?"
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"It’s true, Ma’am, yes..
Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right
away."
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"Tripod?"
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"Oh yes, Ma’am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on.
It’s much too big to be held in the hand very long."
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Mrs. Smith fainted
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Warmest regards,
Raymond Chua
http://www.attractingyourgoals.com
